Tuesday, August 26, 2008

First Day of Class

Dr. Holmes:
"Let me just check the rooster." (meaning roster)

"Mini-series without the n and the i would be miseries. I don't have dyslexia but I do sometimes drop letters out of words. Like the other day I was looking for the faculty lounge and all I could find was the faulty lunge."

"I have had quite a summer. Let me get drunk sometime and tell you all about it."

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Dream Interpreting

See if you can figure this one out...
Last night I had a dream that it was my wedding day. It was four hours until the big moment, and I was in my pajamas. Every time I thought about jumping in the shower, somebody else would get there first. I looked around for my dress, before remembering that I had left it at school. I knew I didn't have enough time to go get it, so I started looking for something else to wear. I tried on my sister's old wedding dress (but in the dream the dress was blue with long sleeves) Then some lady came over with a beautiful wedding dress on and I thought she was going to let me use it, but she said it was what she was going to wear to my wedding. Everybody was bringing dresses to my house, but they were just dresses, not wedding dresses. After I had tried on a tacky Christmas sweater, I said enough is enough, I had to go to the mall. I was waiting on two of my bridesmaids, one that was suppose to do my hair, and the other in charge of my makeup. Since I was leaving, I had to change my plans. I asked my maid of honor to get me a hair appointment, but she wouldn't get out of bed. My other bridesmaid said we didn't have any money in the wedding budget to go anywhere. Finally, I walked into my livingroom and my mom told me that they were able to order a dress that would be Fedex-ed to me in the next 30 minutes. I asked if it was white, and they said no- ivory. I started crying and saying that I waited 22 years to have sex just so I could wear white on my wedding day. Oh and my reception was at a ski lodge. I had not done any of the planning.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Shurvay

How long until your birthday?
3 years and five months

Who got married at the last wedding you went to?
Emily and Mike

Are you better at math or art?
Well I suck at both actually...

Who was your 4th grade teacher?
Miss Petty

Who was your best friend in 7th grade?
Anne Minich, Lauren Phillips, Brittany Weaver, and Nicole Rice...we called ourselves the Wave Five!

Did you go to pre-school, if you went at all?
Yes, Christian Playday

Who was the last person you called?
My boo

What's your favorite brand of gum?
Trident

Do you own a digital camera?
Of course, it's 2008

Have you ever had a pet fish?
Many! Lizzie McGuire was the best!

Are you taller than your mom?
I think about the same height

What's on your wish list for your birthday?
Books, diamonds, a car, and uhhh baking soda toothpaste

Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
Excited!

Something you hate more than anything?
People

Do you like surprises?
Only if I know it's coming

Do you miss someone?
All my family

Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
Yes

What's your most favorite scar?
I don't think I have any

What did the last text message say that you received?
Hills tonight!

How many kids do you want to have?
Anywhere from 2 to 8

Where was your default picture taken?
In my house on Easter

What was the last TV show you watched?
Mad Men

Are you wearing socks?
No way

What's the last thing you ate?
JELLO

Last movie you watched?
Hotel Rwanda

What do you hear right now?
People talking

How many hours did you sleep last night?
Seven...then a two hour nap in the afternoon

Are you sarcastic?
Never...

Are you shy?
Sometimes...

Are you talkative?
Not really

Who's the last person you talked on the phone with?
The kind people at my school's info desk

In the past week have you gotten sick?
Sore throat

In the past week have you felt stupid?
Probs

What were you doing at 9 am this morning?
Sleepin'

What do you want to name your kids?
I'm not writing that on here! I don't want copy cats!

Do you always get along with your siblings?
Most of the time

Do you feel like you've got some growing up to do?
Oh yeah

What's the age difference between you and the last person you kissed?
Five years

What is the last thing you had to drink?
H2O

Do you give into peer pressure easily?
Ch-yeah

Who's the last person that texted you?
One of my old roomates

Do you have a cat?
Lordy no...well, except Sneaky the neighborhood stray

How would you describe your clothing style?
Poverty

What's your favorite thing in your room?
My bed :)

Do you like carrots?
Only the baby ones

Is your best friend single?
Yes, but I know she will be swept up soon because she's so beautiful and smart and wonderful!

Do you like coffee?
Iced

What made you laugh yesterday?
I have no recollection

Breakthrough for Bigfoot Enthusists Everywhere!

http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/ny-usbigfoot0819,0,1691479.story

Check this out! This is especially exciting to me because I've always believed in Sasquach (sp?) and Nessie of Loch Ness. Have you ever seen the show Monsterquest?! It is amazing :)

Sunday, August 17, 2008

We are FAMILY

Believe it or not, this is group is missing one nephew, one brother, and three brother in laws!