I want to move to the city. I don't care if I have to be a dumpster diver. My pro list is three miles long. My con list has only one word on it though- pigeons. Flying rats if you ask me, ew. Everytime one flies near me, I feel the need to take a bath in germ-x antibacteria hand sanitizer. I love many things, but I'm sorry pigeons, you are not one of them.
(*although ideas cannot be copywrited, the thought of hating only one thing, out of everything in the whole world, came from my friend Kate over at http://www.myadventuresinafrica.blogspot.com/, who hates puppies.....read all about it!)
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I remember the day I saw the flying rats
Being pursued across the sky by flying cats.
I remember the splat as they all hit the ground;
'Twas the day that Soros went and took down the pound.
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