Lauranda

Did I ever tell you about my friend, Lauranda? Well, actually, I am Lauranda, or more specifically, I make up the first half of Lauranda. The second half is Amanda. However, whatever Lauranda does, Lauranda does, so it just makes sense to combine our lives.

When Lauranda goes out in public, it is so embarrassing when somebody calls her Lauranda and me Lauranda. I'm Lauranda and she's LAURANDA! People really need to get us straight.

Lauranda lives in the Lauranda bed in Lauranda world. Lauranda loves eating Maria's best pizza and Aubrey's cookies. When Lauranda goes to PC Express to get her computer fixed, Lauranda comes along and brings her broken laptop as well. Sometimes Lauranda starts laughing too hard at strangers or salesman, so Lauranda has to pick up the slack and say, "You'll have to excuse Lauranda...but hi, I'm Lauranda and I can tell you what you need to know." Lauranda spent a glorious semester as best friends and soul mates, but then Lauranda had to graduate. Now Lauranda just goes shopping at Gabes (to buy discount clothes...Lauranda is classy) and misses the good old days.

FACT:
Lauranda likes Fiber One, but Lauranda does not.

One time Lauranda wore matching onesies all weekend long because Lauranda loves being comfortable! Also, Lauranda has been seen dressed as an indian, snow storm, plaid wearer, mermaid (just Lauranda), poodle skirt girl (just Lauranda), mustached gentleman, and more.

The moral of the story is...
When you mess with Lauranda, you mess with Lauranda.