You're so vain...

Do you like my new scarf? I know it just looks simple...nothing worthy of a second glace. But to me, it's perfect. The colors look like autumn. Also the added bonus is that it's Betsey Johnson and I must say, I love Betsey Johnson in the twisted way that Catholic school girls love wearing red lace panties. Her style is so not me, I've been to a couple of her stores and I felt like a complete outsider. Amidst all the dainty dresses, I looked clunky and far too preppy. Yet something about her crazy and tacky designs make my covered-with-the-Ralph-Lauren-pony heart soar! I cannot wait for the day that my husband says "My pregnant hormonal wife gets whatever she wants," and I can name my first daughter, Betsey!! Then someday when she claims that I'm too safe and old fashioned, I'll tell her about her namesake.