See if you can figure this one out...
Last night I had a dream that it was my wedding day. It was four hours until the big moment, and I was in my pajamas. Every time I thought about jumping in the shower, somebody else would get there first. I looked around for my dress, before remembering that I had left it at school. I knew I didn't have enough time to go get it, so I started looking for something else to wear. I tried on my sister's old wedding dress (but in the dream the dress was blue with long sleeves) Then some lady came over with a beautiful wedding dress on and I thought she was going to let me use it, but she said it was what she was going to wear to my wedding. Everybody was bringing dresses to my house, but they were just dresses, not wedding dresses. After I had tried on a tacky Christmas sweater, I said enough is enough, I had to go to the mall. I was waiting on two of my bridesmaids, one that was suppose to do my hair, and the other in charge of my makeup. Since I was leaving, I had to change my plans. I asked my maid of honor to get me a hair appointment, but she wouldn't get out of bed. My other bridesmaid said we didn't have any money in the wedding budget to go anywhere. Finally, I walked into my livingroom and my mom told me that they were able to order a dress that would be Fedex-ed to me in the next 30 minutes. I asked if it was white, and they said no- ivory. I started crying and saying that I waited 22 years to have sex just so I could wear white on my wedding day. Oh and my reception was at a ski lodge. I had not done any of the planning.
Thursday, August 21, 2008
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Laura. That is both hilarious and saddening.
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